Still can't spell qaurantine.
Going to bleach my hair and dye it an old colour. Never a better time to do it.
Will first need to cut my hair as its got out of control and term restarts next Tuesday.
People have been burning down telecommunication masts as an invisible data network is getting accused of spreading the virus.
A conspiracy heavily reliant on wuhan, the first city to go into lockdown to stop the spread of Covid-19 was also the first city to get 5g installed is enough of two dots of information to become a compelling narrative.
Panic reigns as scientists struggle to piece together this metamorphosis virus
It doesn't affect children/ it effects some children/
masks dont work/ masks do work/
it doesn't have any visible pre-symptoms/ it has these visible pre-symptoms/
it stays on cardboard 48 hours / it stays on fabrics for a week.
With so much confusion, why wouldn't you want to play Sherlock and solve humanity's greatest threat in a single sentence by blaming an invisible man wifi network.